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Air India
WELCOME TO AIR INDIA !
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL (Boniface) Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India".
"We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to badweather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!".
"Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standardsare so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is withpleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of ourpassengers have reached their destination".
"If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DARU and Wada Pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help youfind out if there really is a God!".
"We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window".
"There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!".
"In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!".
"Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-offand fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with astewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIR INDIA Labels: random, relax
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Air India
WELCOME TO AIR INDIA !
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL (Boniface) Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India".
"We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to badweather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!".
"Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standardsare so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is withpleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of ourpassengers have reached their destination".
"If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DARU and Wada Pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help youfind out if there really is a God!".
"We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window".
"There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!".
"In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!".
"Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-offand fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with astewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIR INDIA Labels: random, relax
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i'm Chow Kit Yee,
just turned to 19 years old on my BIG DAY! just lovin my birth date 19th August. :D Currently I'm a student of American Degree Transfer Program @ Taylor's University College. Going to transfer to the states on 2011 :)
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